if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
