Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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