Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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