I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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