i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
