Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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