Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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