On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
im holly from the hills drunk
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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