You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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