Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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