Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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