I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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