just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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