why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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