glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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