butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
