he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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