I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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