you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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