we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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