yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
