You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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