It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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