She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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