He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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