He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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