I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
There are leaves in my underwear?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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