We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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