I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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