I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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