Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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