if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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