nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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