Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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