Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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