i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We have started to decorate penises.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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