Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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