Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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