I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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