I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
