Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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