You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
