Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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