Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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