If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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