my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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