batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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