What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
