I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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