did you get engaged???
P.S. I can't hear my feet
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
