I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
