I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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