You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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