I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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