i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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