It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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