we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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